Jake is inheriting an aquarium. He has been tossing around all of his options. He wants a reptile. Maybe a skink, no that’s boring. Maybe a gecko but only if it sells insurance and speaks with an Aussie accent. Maybe a monitor and he can get a collar and leash and name it Spot. (Uh…..no.)
Then after some research, “I’m getting a chameleon. I can breed bugs for him. They eat slugs. I’m gong to breed slugs.”
Me, “Yeah, that’s a normal hobby, breeding slugs. Are you going to get a collar and leash so you can walk it? It might run away.” Which was very funny to Jake since chameleons don’t really move too quickly…at all. So now he’s practicing the chameleon moves. I’m pretty sure the neighbors may think Jake has the mental condition.
And to end this, Jake’s version of a chameleon spasm…