A little upset with my new IPhone at first, couldn’t hear anyone on phone calls. Then after a little googling realized it helps if you remove the plastic first. Oh yeah, real winner moment for me!
I’ve mentioned Jake’s obsession with the female glandular additions he fondly refers to as “boobs”. He’s making progress, he really is. He’s actually making sure he’s looking women ‘straight in the eye’ while speaking to them. Last night he was watching Coraline and kept giggling. Jessie got curious and went into the living room and […]
Classifieds These classifieds actually ran in a few Minneapolis newspapers – a few smiles for your day…. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY […]
I’m in the grocery store doing my job when this older man comes wheeling up in his power-wheeled shopping cart and starts to peruse the loose candy. He starts picking up the doors and grabbing a piece here and there while his wife says “Stop that!”. While he munches noisily he wonders out loud, “I […]
Jake spent his whole school year terrified that he may lose teeth. He didn’t want to look “stupid with all those gaps”. So, he spent about half the school year with loose teeth that miraculously wouldn’t fall out. This only confirms my suspicions that the kid will be able to acheive anything he puts his […]
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly. M. F. K. Fisher Joe saw Pringles on sale last week and bought a few cans. He didn’t check the cans because he bought the “Light” Pringles that contain Olestra. Needless to say, they didn’t work too well […]